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♪ We are the Crystal Gems ♪
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♪ we'll always save the day ♪
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♪ and if you think we can't ♪
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♪ we'll always find a way ♪
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♪ And Steven! ♪
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S01xE31 - "Keep Beach City Weird!"
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Pearl!
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Help me! Save me!
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Help me! Save me!
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- What on Earth?
- Tag! You're it!
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Care to explain ...
Ugh! ... What's going on here?
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It's Steven tag.
Steven tagged you.
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- Now you have to turn into Steven.
- It's the rules.
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- Oh, please.
- Aw, no fair!
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So, that means we're out of players.
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Get ready for Steven tag.
Advance ... Unh!
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Tag.
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Garnet wins.
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♪ I guess I can win
every game of Steven tag ♪
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♪ it may be my name ♪
♪ but it's just not my game ♪
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Stop! This is a restricted zone!
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Only those with special
clearance may enter!
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- May...I have special clearance?
- Hmm. Granted.
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Now that you're properly suited,
let's investigate!
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See those holes? Their shape and
pattern is repeated over and over.
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Some might say it's coincidence.
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I say there's something... more!
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- Like what? A double coincidence?
- You'd already be in the know
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If you followed my blog ...
Keep Beach City weird!
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I document all the weird
things that happen in
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Beach City! You can't
always trust facts and books!
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I'm out here hunting the truth!
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Oh, there you are! Dad
wants you back at the shop!
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- You're missing out on valuable frying time!
- It's weird time, Peedee!
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- I'm doing big stuff! Cover for me!
- Fine.
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But this is the last time, or
I'm telling dad! Big stuff...
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- I'll give you big stuff.
- So, you want to get your hands really dirty?
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- Then follow me.
- Yeah!
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- I can't wait to find something paranormal!
- Shh! I'm picking up a quantum flux
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- on the weirdometer. There!
- Whoa!
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Did they fall from the sky?
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My research suggests they
grew up from the ground.
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- Ronaldo! Look at this.
- According to an online
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encyclopedia, which I am
a user/editor of, this species
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isn't indigenous to this region.
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Or this dimension-sion-sion-sion!
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We live in a strange world, Steven ...
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stranger than most know ...
stranger than they care to know.
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Take my brother, for instance.
He's always getting on my case,
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telling me to work more.
He'll never understand.
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But, Steven, I can tell you're like me.
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- Yeah!
- I know you're someone I can trust.
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You're ready for what
I've found ... The cause of
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- Beach City's paranormal activity.
- Wait. What?
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Welcome to my office. Go that way.
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Welcome... to the truth.
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- Snake people?!
- Snake people, or "sneople",
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control our government at
the highest level.
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Look, the snake represents
their hold on our country.
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The diamond represents their
underground mines or their sharp teeth.
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The details aren't important!
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They pit us mammals against each
other with elections, sports,
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and anime message boards.
We spend so much time
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fighting over "dubs" or "subs"
that we miss the big picture!
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- What's that?
- That the world is under their control.
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Steven, don't slam the door!
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Amethyst! Pearl!
We need to snake-proof the house!
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- Why?
- To stop the Snake people!
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Uh... Snake people?!
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What's so funny
about Sneople?! Look at this!
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That must be from when we
fought those drill parasites on the beach.
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- Wha? Well, what about this?
- That looks like pieces
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- of that red eye that we blew up.
- Well, what about this?!
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Oh, it's the flowers from Rose's moss!
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Is all the weird stuff that
happens at Beach City because of us?
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- Well, yeah, obviously.
- I need some air.
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- Ronaldo?
- Steven! Did you see this crater?
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I think the snake people might
have left it as a sign.
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- Yeah... Uh, Ronaldo?
- Yes, Steven?
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Are you totally sure
about this snake people thing?
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- Steven, are you having doubts?
- Not really just... doubts.
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I found out those weird
holes in the cliff were 'cause of
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something me and the gems did.
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- Well, okay, but those red rocks ...
- That was us.
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- But... the flowers.
- Us too.
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- But ... But the truth!
- Maybe the truth
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just isn't what you thought it was.
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Sure it is! Don't get so
hung up on these minor facts.
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Truth is about more than that.
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Truth is a feeling in your
gut that you know is true.
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Truth is searching for anything
that proves you're right,
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no matter how small, and holding
on to that, no matter what.
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That kind of sounds
like the opposite of truth.
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Look! The proof!
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This cast will show the
true face of this conspiracy!
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- Oh, huh?
- That's probably from Steven tag.
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- What?!
- It's a game where, when I tag one
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- of the gems, they ...
- I'm really not at the center of anything.
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I'm nothing.
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- What's wrong, Steven?
- I think I broke Ronaldo's heart.
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Oh, Steven. Humans
just lead short, boring,
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insignificant lives,
so they make up stories
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to feel like they're a
part of something bigger.
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They want to blame all
the world's problems
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on some single enemy
they can fight instead of
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a complex network of interrelated
forces beyond anyone's control.
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It's sad. And funny!
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Don't feel bad about it, okay?
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It's not like he was
ever going to be right.
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- Steven? Where are you going?
- I'm gonna go fix Ronaldo!
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I'll be back in an hour.
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Yo, Ronaldo!
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Eh, so...
See anything weird lately?
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No. Everything's normal.
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Snakemen are real, and we're
puppeting the gov'ment!
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Wakey wakey, mister snakey.
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Wave forms seem typical
for a 12th-Dimensional
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being of this size.
Arms appear to be... vestigial.
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R-Ronaldo? Is that...
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one of the monster people
you've been hunting?
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No, no, not monster, Peedee.
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Snerson.
It's very scientific! Still...
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- Better safe than sorry.
- What's this for?
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For me, in case the
amphibinoids turn my body
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- into a host vessel!
- Nooo!
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Peedee, Peedee, Peedee!
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You got to look at the big picture here!
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Something important is finally
happening to me!
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- Hello.
- We know you have our Steven!
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Give him up, curly!
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You snake people...
hiding like cowards in your
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false humanoid exteriors!
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Steven's got nothing to do with this!
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It's me you want! Ohh!
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You Snonster!
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Steven?!
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Okay, okay!
You've forced me to use my
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ultimate weapon! Stand back!
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Psychic ghost powers...
activate!
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- Everybody stop! I'm okay!
- Nice pants.
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Steven, your legs!
When did they get to you?
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Ronaldo! It's not real!
It was just me... again.
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That... makes no sense.
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I just wanted to inspire
Ronaldo to be weird again.
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No! It ... It just isn't that simple!
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There's got to be more to it
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- than just... you!
- Um...
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But there is more!
Steven is just uh...
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uh... a small piece of the puzzle.
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Look at this! I think it's
got to be... um...
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- level-8 beings pulling the strings.
- Get real, Peedee.
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Level-8 beings are a worker society
incapable of such organization.
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Whoa. Wait a minute!
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How did I never see this before?!
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I know what the diamond means.
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Polymorphic-sentient rocks!
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- You sure he'll be better like that?
- Yeah. He's happy, you know?
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- Yeah.
- They're here to hollow out the Earth!
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It's part of
the great diamond authority!
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They'll take on any form!
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You can read all about it on my blog!
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